cell phone doesn’t like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it’s basic science.
Hey op google what LCD stands for
i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs
I feel compelled to share one of my favorite bits from the Martian
If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…
The bbc have said “Sources suggest that this was an orchestrated escape rather than an opportunistic one” OF COURSE IT WAS PLANNED GUYS THE MAN HAD A SILLY LITTLE COSTUME AND AN AUSTIN POWERS STYLE GETAWAY
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I found a place and I can move just as soon as I can fund all the lease and moving expenses. Which is great because I only had until midnight in August 31st in my current house and am on borrowed time.
New place will allow me to house my elderly parent with dementia and have a storefront gallery that has enormous walking traffic. A weekly farmer’s market sets up 10ft from the front door. I finally convinced my mo it will be good. I need to get it done before she forgets. She’s been resistant to moving despite the necessity. It’s only a block away, so the move will not destroy her.
I am currently short on moving expenses. I’ll need another $2000 to hire a mover we don’t drive or have vehicle access, have cleaners and cover the deposit. The rent is more than currently but utilities are included, so overall expenses go down. Plus I’ll have my own gallery!!!
Things Tumblr needs: unlimited asks, +500kb gif size, more photosets layouts, chance to tag hyphens, chance to USE hyphens in urls without tricks, replies notifications, instant messaging, option to know when someone’s online
Things Karp gives us: fanmail
this post from early 2012 is a remarkable artifact, since almost all these features have since been introduced, and even people who were here for it barely remember fanmail
My city is running a trial of a new residential garden waste pickup service, and to that end, they’ve issued everybody these big green wheeled bins with tight-fitting lids. Having nothing better to do with it, I’ve been using it for the windfallen fruit from my apple trees.
Just today, I went to add some dead branch trimmings to its contents, and when I opened the lid, I was immediately struck blind by a visibly roiling cloud of alcohol vapour that belched forth from the bin.
From this I have learned two things:
My trees have the correct microflora (microfauna?) for natural cider production; and
This is probably why the wasps that hang around said trees in the fall are always so fucked up.
